Don't you just love babies! I love 'em, they're so cute and adorable. Kinda like this:
"I'm not LISTENING!"
-or-
"Stop freakin taking pictures of me I'm tryin' to sleep!"
-or-
"I'm so cute I don't even care I blinked"
(This ones my niece Taylor, LOVE HER! lol)
So here I am at a friends house and this little piece of cute comes over to me and decides to crawl on my lap and sit down. So I'm watching "Astro Boy" with everyone and I feel a *pat pat pat* Along with what seems to be a wetness on my right leg. I look down and like a ninja she has spat up on me and is now playing with what has landed on my jeans! Before slightly freaking out I had to stare at it for a while in wonder and awe. Then I give the kid a pat on the head set her down on the floor and proceed to the bathroom with towel in hand. LUCKILY I had a pair of shorts I could wear so i wouldnt have to wear essence of cute soaked jeans.
It's Like they have this power over us! MAGIC! That's it I knew it. Babies are magic! They have the ability to put a spell over our minds that causes us to think everything they do is adorable! We must look at some symptoms behind this spell!
-You can't help but talk to a baby using noises that include "Goo" or "Gah"
-You feel a sense of emptiness when you give a baby back to their parents
-You can't help but say "awww" when a baby crosses your line of vision
There are things babies can do once you are under the spell. Things like this (Keep in mind what you would think if you saw a grown person doing this)
-Going to the bathroom in their pants
-Going to the bathroom on others
-Throwing food.....at other people
-Eatting food.....off the floor
-Grabbing their genitalia
-Grabbing OTHERS genitalia
-Randomly screaming in public
-Be next to someone they don't know and grunting
-Picking their nose
-Picking OTHER peoples nose
-Bathing with other people
-Staring at people
-Staring at people with a perma-grin
-Flipping people off
-Barfing on someone else
-Drool, then wipe, then slap someones face
These are only a few things babies can do once they have control over your precious mind!
"You have no power over the cute! BAHAHAHA!"
But fear not readers! The effects of the baby spell wear off after a while......well that is until another baby comes along.
Well I'm not exactly sure how this post turned out to be all about babies, but it is! Hope you enjoyed! Now before I go, a question for you!
What is something YOU did as a baby?
Alright peoples thanks again for readin'. See ya next time!
-Logan
Ok there is one that my mom kept on saying for a funny baby moment of me. its called Orange Vomit, back in the late 80's when cheetos came in a tin can instead of a bag. i ate the whole thing and i came to my mommy and said "my tummy hurts"(in a cute little boy voice) and my mother hand her hands out to pick me up but i decided to share my orange vomit in my mother's hands but the funny part was after i vomited all over my mom's hands, i said " can i have more cheetos please ?"
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